Hftb

What is Hftb?


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Stands for Hot From The Back. Everyone knows what I mean. You'll be walking along, and all of a sudden, you see someone in front of you that has a nice body or something. Then, when they turn around, BAM. Ugly as hell.

(Walking through the mall with a buddy)

Guy 1: Oh damn dude, check out that girl up there!

Guy 2: I dunno man, I'm skeptical...

Guy 1: Hey lets go wide to get a better look.

Guy 2: OH DAMN! THAT CHICK IS HFTB! No good up front bro!

Guy 1: Well shit. I feel pretty stupid for that one...

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