What is Hftb?
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Stands for Hot From The Back. Everyone knows what I mean. You'll be walking along, and all of a sudden, you see someone in front of you that has a nice body or something. Then, when they turn around, BAM. Ugly as hell.
(Walking through the mall with a buddy)
Guy 1: Oh damn dude, check out that girl up there!
Guy 2: I dunno man, I'm skeptical...
Guy 1: Hey lets go wide to get a better look.
Guy 2: OH DAMN! THAT CHICK IS HFTB! No good up front bro!
Guy 1: Well shit. I feel pretty stupid for that one...
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An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
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Laziest slug on earth, drinks man chowder by the gallon.
The only thing more lazy than a sloth is the Brown Unit
See Turd Burglar..