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During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions...
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The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.
Show's evidence of one's last meal a..
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It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.
I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.
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