What is Hideous Matching Disease?


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The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.

Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.

Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

See hmd, hm


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