High On Monster

What is High On Monster?


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when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.

can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.

Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."

Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."

See monster, red bull, high on life


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