Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

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Confumbled

1. confused I am really confumbled right now because I don't know whether to eat chicken or go to the play. See confused, gobsmacked..

Toby Hine

1. Otherwise wonderful and flawless housemate who never fucking washes up Yeah, my housemate's brilliant, but have you seen the kitch..

Kimprobdagian

1. 1. Something huge; enormous. 2. the largest place/thing you had ever seen. 3. An inhabitant of Kimprobdag. "Nothing Kimprobdagia..

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