Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

See relaxturbation, masturbation, masturbating, masturbate

Voka

1. Some real Shitty Vodka Skol is some real bunk Voka See alchohol, bunk ass shit, vodka, skol, ass..

Zorgasm

1. The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest. Yeah man, that Zorgasm..

Penis Fetish

1. A nasty attraction to a 6 foot muscle between a persons legs... Where there vagina is suppose to be! Mother Mary is a ewie gross person..

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