Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

See relaxturbation, masturbation, masturbating, masturbate

Inpregnito

1. (adjective) - when a bitch tries to hide her preggostatus with baggy clothes "I thought this hoe's style was scrubbin', ..

Ze Mm

1. Named after a person who loves taking drugs for a living. he's definetly a ze mm, he's always taking drugs. See druggie, goo..

Vajusie

1. A Sweet Supple Wet Women's Genitals. OMG! Dylan Makes My Vajusie Wet. See twat, vagina, vaginal fluids, cunt, vulva..

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