Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

See relaxturbation, masturbation, masturbating, masturbate

Urnst

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Log Pusher

1. Just another of many names for a poofter or gay man. Lets get out of here these pricks are all log pushers! I'm not going to that..

[gingerwhale]

1. a man or woman who is extremly overweight and has red hair and freckles steve: look at him he's like 500 pounds dan: holy hell h..

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