What is Relaxturbation?
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A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.
Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
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an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.
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