Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

See relaxturbation, masturbation, masturbating, masturbate

Decapitate

1. To remove the head from the body. After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat. See decorpitate, capitol, cap, executio..

Pubbies

1. pubic hair pubes Chris: dude i shaved my pubbies today Mike: what the fuck man i dont want to know about your bush! See pubies, pubie..

7chan

1. Image board like that of 2chan and 4chan. Many anonymous fled 4ailchan after /b/day and set up home here. Jailbait is free to be poasted..

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