Relaxturbation

What is Relaxturbation?


1.

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-

You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?

Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

See relaxturbation, masturbation, masturbating, masturbate


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