Highway Hummer

What is Highway Hummer?

1.

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.

Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.

See rbc
11

Random Words:

W00t B33r
1. intense feeling, most common in men, when one see a friend with the precious golden liquid - w00t b33r! gimme one! - fo' shizzle ..
Read more
Dr. Rim Job
1. The most bad-ass mother fucker you will ever meet. hobbies including rimming peoples ass holes until death. don't mess with the ri..
Read more
Quapico
1. 1) Feeling good; everything is mellow 2) in basketball: When you are on fire 1) Dude 1#: How you feeling man? Dude #2: Quapico! 2) M..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free