What is Highway Hummer?
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A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.
The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
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1. the act of a female not wearing underwear
2. the female equivalent of free ballin'
(see commando)
Sally: Hey Beth, i didn&ap..
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The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.
"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.
See stop, knee,..
