What is Highway Hummer?
1.
A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.
The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
See
Random Words:
1.
a slang term for the college campus
The University of Rhode Island (URI)
God! I can't believe I have to drive in the snow to URIw..
1.
No lifing, wannabe ranger. W4tch My Hit is a noob that thinks he owns Majwinterse but sadly does not. Also he gains range wwwaaaaaaayyyy..
