H.i.l.f. Edit Meaning

1. The all knowing penis. my omnipenis kept telling me to fuck her. But I can't support another child. See amazing, sex..

1. Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in..

1. To express disappointment at the loss of something, annoyance, irritation. An expression. "Oh fiddle foot, I left my golf clubs ba..