Hiltonitis

What is Hiltonitis?

A female with many of the same features as Paris Hilton, namely a small butt, no breasts, anorexia nervosa, and a penchant for general sluttiness.

Overheard one day at my local Denny's.

"Hey that skinny ass girl has got a bad case of hiltonitis."

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