Random Words:
1. 
A man's duty to his sexual desires.
She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants.. 
1. 
When someone says that they're leaving and you could really give two shits less that they are. Their name then becomes "felici.. 
1. 
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love ..