What is Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.
Defined medically as "the fear of long words."
Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.
Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Patient: AHH!
Random Words:
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Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrive..
