Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Poached Eggs

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Lmfaoas

1. An abbreviated term for "Laugh My Fucking Ass Off And Shit." Mort: so I kicked the nun in her shins, and she ate my arm off i..

Retro.metro

1. An urban slickster who is metrosexual by a grooming appearance standard, yet dresses in a toned down, vintage style. Kyle always sporte..

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