Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

George Bush, Jr.

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Uber Repus

1. a person so fascinated and so blinded by republicanism that they hear only one sentance "gaad you ah awsome" These people als..

Hot Ropes

1. When you shoot a load all over a girl, you can refer to it as "tossing a couple of hot ropes on her" Aw man, my girl didn&apo..

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