Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Clingie

1. to cling to hold on to usally a really annoying person who like wont go away no matter how u hint them "i kept trying to ditch ..

Aarghasm

1. An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore ca..

Obnauticus

1. a disco ball that the german aliens seek wisom from on the tv show Aqua Teen Hunger Force "Do not question the mighty Obnauticus!!..

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