Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Moustakas

1. When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat..

Ghey

1. Usurping the traditional term GAY to take the homosexual meaning out and leaving in the lame. That's so gay it's G-H-E-Y! 2...

Yuc

1. A (y)oung (u)rban (c)ommoner. In essence, a yuppie that doesn't flaunt their wealth. Fuck yuppies and their BMWs. I'm a Yucky..

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