Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

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Zitoed

1. To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time. As in Giants starting pit..

Flap Of Skin

1. a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people dow..

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