Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Acme Slingshot

1. The act of having sex with a partner from behind and only pretending to put on the condom. After cumming but before pulling out, stretc..

Mop Five

1. The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop I mop fived my friend when i saw her. ..

Fuck-ass

1. 1. One who fucks ass 2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001. "I can smell s..

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