Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Pissturbation

1. To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so. Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated...

Plum Goobered

1. Just as happy as all heck. Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him. See happy, exuber..

Renay

1. The land of all that is magic. Unicorns and such. Dude, I was high and everything was so renay. See weed, reifer, mystical, high, funn..

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