Hipsturbation

What is Hipsturbation?

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

See uncool, lame, stupid, not hetero

Fashionate

1. one who is passionate about fashion, and keeps themselves 'hip on the scene' by continually updating their wardrobe to stay in..

Jizzbake

1. (v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission Despite warnings from my girlfrien..

Nut Rest

1. a girl who is so slutty that guys who are waiting for their turn to have sex with her, rest their testicles on her back Oh my god, I ca..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hipsturbation Edit Meaning