Hiredassassin

What is Hiredassassin?

A retardedand slightly disturbed obese skankwho likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to pleaseherself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

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