Hittin' Porcelain

What is Hittin' Porcelain?

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

See pooping, shit, rub, toilet, porcelain

Zippi

1. A stupid fuck Lets see if zippi can help us explain this example..

Kgrdy

1. ok, get ready ok-go-ready Either of the above...depending on the situation Used usually in online games e.g Warcraft (DotA) It&apos..

Gooboil

1. Utterly revoltingcooked meal. Typically consists of various objects floating in a bath of reeking, bubbling goo. Hence the name. I&ap..

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