Hittin' Porcelain

What is Hittin' Porcelain?

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

See pooping, shit, rub, toilet, porcelain

Jamaican Mudslide

1. taking a shit while doing a handstand that guy just did a jamaican mudslide...hes got shit all over him See jamaican mudslide, handsta..

Zshock

1. iced out diamond g-shock watch Whoa did you see that ZShock he's wearin, it's dope. See g-shock, zshock, iced out..

Zoose

1. it is another meaning for tramp i like james robertson but at the end of the day a zoose is a zoose See tramp, zoose, james, robertson..

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