What is Hittin' Porcelain?
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A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.
B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.
What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.
Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.
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See gib red.
You are chi chi red.
See Kenzie..
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1. a proclamation of anything good. 2. engaging in sexual congress with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Yo bobs, get da butt ..
