Hob Edit Meaning

1.

(abbv: Husband or Boyfriend)

The male version of the now popular WaG (Wife and Girlfriend). Can be used for different occasions including when feminists want an equal phrase for the male population.

Louis Walsh: Hey did you hear Sharon beats up her HoB?

Simon Cowell: Who? Do you mean Ozzy?

Louis Walsh: Yeah thats the one, Sharon is a HoB Beater!

Simon Cowell: Poor Ozzy...

See wag, husband, boyfriend, hab, boh, bah

2.

"Hoe over Bros" Someone who chooses to go out with his hoe rather than chill with his bros.

Craig Jolly is a HOB.

3.

The word 'hob' is to describe something that is vulgarand disgusting, that you do not like. It can also be referred to the person feeling ill.

'This food is hob!'

I feel hob!'

See hob, ugh, disgusting, vulgar, mingin, minging, sick, throw, vomit, hoob

4.

Short for, "House of Blues"

"Hey where you going tonight?"

"The HOB, they are having a sick show tonight!"

"Oh cool! I wanna go!"

See music, venue, lounge, show

5.

"hoes over bros"; a guy who consistently choses girls over his guy friends

muthafucka is a HOB, f* him.

6.

A coveted statistic in the sport of lacrosse. One HOB is granted to every player on a lacrosse team who does not step on the field, or even sniff the field, however this player is in uniform. Officially HOB stands for Hour on Bench, however one HOB is recorded for every quarter in which the laxer "rides the pine."

Laxer 1 - "How many Goals did I score?"

Statman - "3!"

Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"

Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"

See riding the pine, lax, lacrosse, sweet lax, benchwarmer

7.

a fat pinch of snuff that looks like a hockey puck in your mouth, a delicasy in the U.P. of Michigan

"I gave that bitch a cambodian camel job with the best hob of skoal frost lastnight."

See dip, snuff, spinach, chew