Hobbit Rock

What is Hobbit Rock?

1.

A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.

Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

See blind guardian, rhapsody, real life, dungeons and dragons, dragon force
0

Random Words:

Grand Cherokee
1. A mid-sized SUV introduced by Jeep in 1993 to compete against Ford's Explorer, and Motor Trend's "Truck of the Year"..
Read more
Punchout
1. A video game originally for the NES, highlighted comedically by the black trainer stealing the main characters bicycle several times for..
Read more
Snaugh
1. The sound that comes out of someones mouth when they laugh a little too excitedly and snort at the same time. Person 1: Did you hear th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free