Hobbit Rock

What is Hobbit Rock?

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A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.

Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

See blind guardian, rhapsody, real life, dungeons and dragons, dragon force
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