Hobbiting

What is Hobbiting?


1.

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"

"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

See hobbit, hobbitting, adventuring, wilderness, hiking

2.

Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.

Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.

See hiding, burrowing

3.

Skullfuckinga hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

See hobbitting, skullfuck, hobbit, skullfucking, midget


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