Hockey Hoser

What is Hockey Hoser?

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

3. A person who always gives the most messed up and absolutly wrong stats and explanations of a hockey event.

4. A person who watch's sports center in the mornings and considers themselves a sports god.

Kyle Grant and JD Mackenzie you are Hockey Hosers!!!

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