Hockey Mum

What is Hockey Mum?

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overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

See hockey, sport, women, canadian, american

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