Shit Slap

What is Shit Slap?


1.

A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.

Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.

2.

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.

"Did you hear that Bob got ShitSlapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."

See shit, slap, bitch slap, slapping, scat

3.

shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person

I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.

See slap, shit


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