What is Shit Slap?
1.
A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
2.
An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got
Shit Slapped ?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the
shitter ?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in
shit . Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda
nasty ."
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3.
shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person
I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.
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