What is Hoco?
1.
The epitome of all that is good and just in America. White picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life (unlike the ostentatious MoCo lifestyle), crabs on a summer Sunday, keggers in the woods, Route 40, and the lack of boarding schools.
MoCo kids honestly think that by talking about how "rich" they are that they will magically be wealthy; HoCo kids don't need to talk about it or have someone else affirm their opulence- they know they've got it waiting in the fund.
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1. A place where parrents will pay too much money for houses so their kids can go to preppy schools which the kid's are ashamed to go to because although they envy the lives of the kids on the TV show "The O.C" they are ashamed to be called rich.
2. A place that college students terribly miss when they are away at college, but when the students come home they soon find there are less parties and places to drink than at college and end up calling everyone they know so they can all meet up together and do nothing.
1. "God! This school is so getto!" "I hate my school" "Why is River Hill so rich! Rich bastards!"
2. college away message: "missing HoCo"
but when we come home: "There's nothing to do in Columbia"
3.
the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland
Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks
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Howard County - 2457203948 times better than Montgomery County, who just wants to be like hoco by calling themselves "moco"
"Man, moco sucks - I wish I lived hoco"
"Yeah yo, hoco kicks ass"
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a great county in
Currently according to the latest US Census info, with an average household income around $85,500 making it the richest county in the state of Maryland, surpassing MoCo, and one of the 20 wealthiest counties in the US.
MoCo kid: haha screw you HoCo kid I'm richer than you
HoCo kid: actually I'm richer than you, but I don't need to brag about it 24-7 like you do. man you MoCo kids have problems.
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The epitome of the American dream where all the kids have sports scholarships and the high school quarterback dates the cheerleader and everyone wears Hollister and look like the cover of a J.Crew catalog. Also a part of the epitome of reckless pomposity that is the abbreviation of a county (i.e HoCo, MoCo, Balco). What kind of vapid life requires you stress your level of toolbag by abbreviating your county?
Toolbag 1- HoCo is superior to Moco and BalCo.
Toolbag 2- My Dad can beat up your Dad and MoCo is so much cooler
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A shitty ass place to live with stuck up people with nasty attitudes pg county is way better moco is even better to hoco just what it say hos just go to whiskey bottom any night.....
I fucked this hoco ho B.G. last night.
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