Hoeage Edit Meaning

1. Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it. Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth. See Dirty Sanchez..

1. v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness. I had to skip..

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..