Hofstra Squirt

What is Hofstra Squirt?


1.

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

See hofstra, shit, ass, cheek, lackman


44

Random Words:

1. when a pool cue is inserted into a womans ass then put deeper and deeper until she shouts "YAHTZEE!" "wow tristans mum i..
1. A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from..
1. A black persons vagina. i hate it when girls have burnt marshmallows See marshmellow, burned, vagina, pussy, black 2. The opposite o..
Book Banner