Hofstra Squirt

What is Hofstra Squirt?


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When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

See hofstra, shit, ass, cheek, lackman


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