Hoink

What is Hoink?


1.

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

2.

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.

Go hoink yourself;

Give me a good hoinking;

Hoink on someone else's lawn;

Hand over the hoinker;

When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?

3.

blathemsac, to be a

You are such a blathemsac!

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