What is Hoink?
1.
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
2.
A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
3.
blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
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An unknown version of the Latin word "exsecrabilis" meaning "cursed."
Modifications were made to fit second declens..
1.
Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
Oh, dude, I've got the worst ..