What is Hoink?
1.
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
2.
A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
3.
blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
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1.
Being both a twat and a bastard.
Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards...
1.
A fart, to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind
Oh geez that smells, did that old woman just tushie burp?
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