What is Hoink?
1.
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
2.
A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
3.
blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
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he has a bad side and a good side.
the bad side
a cranky person.
he always swears alot.
and no one likes him
the nice side
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a cheap excuse for urban dictionary to get more props.
dan: hey i tried making that urbandotcom thing work
john: i lol@urbandotcom!!1
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a verb or adjective involving being relaxed, lax, and chilled-out. Can be abbreviated to simply "moss"
Example 1:
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