What is Hokey Cokey Merchant?
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The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
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Condition of using lol too much in an internetconvo. They're usually not laughing at all, not even a chuckle.
noobs are usually in..
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Scottish version of fuck off, pronounced 'git tay fuck'.
Jimmy: If you think I'm gonnae dae that you can get tae fuck!
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