What is Hokey Cokey Merchant?
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The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
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A sign of our times: when a girl sets her cellphone on vibrate and tucks it in her crotch wile she drive/sits at work/whatever and is ex..
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Go Fuck a Goat.
or, to procreate with a goat.
"Man, that guy just needs to G. F. A. G."
Why are you talking in acronyms? An..
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when it is too cold to steal
Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.
See nigger ice..
