What is Hokey Cokey Merchant?
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The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
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The conflaguration in your pantaloons.
I've got a serious case of trouserfire!..
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The milk that comes out of your friends nipples after he refuses to complete the dare or challenge you put him up to
Steve had chicken ..