What is Hole In Two?
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A sexual act of the "German Miner Surpise" category, in which the male has the female positioned 'doggy style' (P-1469) and prepares for insertion, but surprises the female by instead inserting himself into 'door no. 2' (Hole-2).
"Oh yeah, stick it in"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"
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