Holiday Hoe

What is Holiday Hoe?


1.

A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)

John- who is that?

Moe- Crystal

J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours

M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.

J- she's being such a holiday hoe

See valentine's day, hoe, ho, christmas, clingy, annoying, gold digger


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