Hollywood Marriage

What is Hollywood Marriage?


1.

A measure of time equal to approximately one month.

Stupid celebrity watcher 1: OMG LOL DID U HEER DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED TOM GREEN

Stupid celebrity watcher 2: NO WAI

Myself: Apparently, it's a sport watching these hollywood marriages.

See hollywood, marriage, celebrities, gossip

2.

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.

With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.

See quick, two shakes of a lamb's tail, instantly, divorce


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