What is Hollywood Marriage?
1.
A measure of time equal to approximately one month.
Stupid celebrity watcher 1: OMG LOL DID U HEER DREW BARRYMORE DIVORCED TOM GREEN
Stupid celebrity watcher 2: NO WAI
Myself: Apparently, it's a sport watching these hollywood marriages.
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2.
The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
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