What is Holy Crap?
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1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.
1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.
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A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
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The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
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a piece of poop worthy for a God
This is surely a holy crap.
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See: The Bible
Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.
Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?
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When you take a dump at church.
wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
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A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros
Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!
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