Holy Penguin

What is Holy Penguin?


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The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

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