What is Homat?
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An Egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. Believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he's nothing but a punk.
A phone conversation with Homat.
Homat: Hold i'm baking brownies
Me: Should you be near a stove?
Homat: OMG! THERES A DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! ITS BARKING AND WANTS TO STEAL SOMETHING!
Me: You're crazy
Homat: Dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?
Me: that's your lil' brother.
Homat: OMMGG!!
Me: Goodbye, and get help.
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