Homat

What is Homat?

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An Egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. Believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he's nothing but a punk.

A phone conversation with Homat.

Homat: Hold i'm baking brownies

Me: Should you be near a stove?

Homat: OMG! THERES A DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! ITS BARKING AND WANTS TO STEAL SOMETHING!

Me: You're crazy

Homat: Dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?

Me: that's your lil' brother.

Homat: OMMGG!!

Me: Goodbye, and get help.
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