Home Churched

What is Home Churched?

1.

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?

You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?

You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

See church, home, excuse, home schooled
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