Home Schooled

What is Home Schooled?


1.

An adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating.

The term "home schooled" has started to replace the politically incorrect term "gay" as it was formerly used in a derogatory sense. Not only does it appease the modern sensibilities, but also no one likes a home schooler.

Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled.

Don't be so fucking home schooled, you whiney bitch!

See gay, lame, warmsox, new jersey, pathetic, bitch

2.

Someone who gets to spend all day at home, can get up at anytime, and pretty much has fun all day. Also homeschoolers my seem innocent but watch your back, they often turn out to be way cooler than you think. For some reason all homeschoolers seem to be HOT too.

School kid: What time did you get up?

home schooled kid: I think it was about ten. what about you?

School kid: 5:30

Homeschooler: HAHA sucker!

School Kid: what did you learn today?

Homeschooler: I pretty much just surfed the Internet, then I went to the mall, whatever, I read the back of a cereal box and my mom said that was good for school work, see I get fridays and mondays off....what bout you, what did you learn?

School kid: I had a test in science.....did you really surf the Internet all day............?

See home, school, hot, cooler, watch

3.

adj:

Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.

slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.

I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.

See evolutions, school, science, religion, dumb, Hasbro

4.

When a visiting team in an athletic competition receives excessive penalties or unjustified penalties from the Zebras or Referees; The visiting team may also have game deciding calls go against them. The home team receives preferential treatment.

Did you see the Eagles get home schooled in Foxboro by the Patriots? The zebras and the NFL wanted to see the Patriots go undefeated!

See nfl, patriots, cheaters, football, owned

5.

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."

public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?

See home, school, public, obama, president, election

6.

One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual.

She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town.

See education, intelligent, spelling, grammar, Alison Hannigan

7.

Some one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell.

Wez a hom skooledd!


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