Homeless Mafia

What is Homeless Mafia?


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the homeless mafia is an organization of business people who employ goons to scare away beggers, homeless, and panhandlers away from their establishments.

Sunny: "I am getting pissed at the crack head bum John pissing off all of my customers by asking them for change while they are eating."

Pedro: "What did you say? Those fuckers are doing the same shit down at my place."

Sunny: "Well we need to do something because it is hurting business."

Pedro: "Maybe we need to join the homeless mafia."

Sunny: "Yeah, I have been thinking about that. I am glad you brought it up. Lets do it."

Pedro: "Word! I know just the man to call."

See mafia, organized crime, homeless, bums


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