What is Homestarmy?
1.
An army assembled by Colonel
"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"
2.
The most elite team of crack commandos selected by Col.
The Homestarmy>you.
3.
Do you has?
Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!
4.
The army assembled by Homestarrunner to invade Strong Badia.
"Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy?"