What is Homl?
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Acronym for "Hate of my Life", as opposed to LOML (Love of my Life). Your HOML is someone who is still your LOML, but is anti about your affections and advances.
Pronounced "hah mull"
"I love her, but she won't pay any attention to me! I'm moving her to HOML status."
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An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: ..
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Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support.
Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology..