Homo Standard Time

What is Homo Standard Time?


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noun. a time system which homosexuals use. it is often half an hour to an hour latter than the standard time.

it is usual for a homo to run on HST to allow more time to drink, primp, have sex or generally slack off before going to a party or function. they also think it is fashionable to show up late, even though they know they'll show up with every other homo too.

The cocktail party for Ted and Billy's wedding was at 7:00pm, but all their gay friends were running on Homo Standard Time and showed up at 8.

See homo standard time, hst, gay, time, late, fashionably late


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