Homo-cadaver

What is Homo-cadaver?


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A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.

He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.

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