Hong Gong

What is Hong Gong?


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What drunk mothers say to their kids at a Motley Crue concert after they ask where their hot dog is.

Figg - "Mom, can you get me a hot dog?"

Drunk Mother - "Okay."

45 min. later

Figg - "Mom, where's my hot dog?"

Drunk Mother - "Hong Gong?"

Figg - "No mom, hot dog."

Drunk Mother - "Oh, hot dog. You didnt ask me for a hot dog."

See hot dog, drunk, mother


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