Hoof Burger

What is Hoof Burger?


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A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

See hoof, burge, clam, muff


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