Hooftenguffers

What is Hooftenguffers?

A amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely F'd up outta your mind and something goes wrong.

*trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys*

"Ah Hooftenguffers"

Virgin Express To Heathrow

1. A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time. I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night.....

Zipper Heads

1. derogitory term for anyone of asian decent lets go torch those zipper heads -full metal jacket See joe schmo..

Hassan Chop

1. To have and erection very quickly under a table or desk and hit the underside of the desk or table. HASSAN CHOP! OW! My Penis!..

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