Hooftenguffers

What is Hooftenguffers?

A amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely F'd up outta your mind and something goes wrong.

*trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys*

"Ah Hooftenguffers"

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