Hoogag

What is Hoogag?

1. The item that semen is wiped on after masturbation.

2. A place to blow your wad.

I am about to cum can you please pass me a hoogag.

See kleenex, tissue, sock, sheets

Zoo Driftin'

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Analoggasm

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Vabbage Patch

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