Hookdick

What is Hookdick?

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

See weiner, schrag, peepee

Procrastalking

1. To delay or postpone actual work to cyber-stalk one's crush/current/ex/soon-to-be-ex. eg. Yeah, I was totally procrastalking today..

Retret C

1. a person whom is acting like they are "high" and doing different things that they shouldnt that make other people laugh. look..

P.d.m.f.p.

1. Pretty Damn Muther Fuckin Peachy Bee-How is you? Della-P.D.M.F.P. See great, delicious, fine..

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