Hookdick

What is Hookdick?

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

See weiner, schrag, peepee

Zikonium

1. A pretty rocking 5 piece from Cambridge. Dude, did you see Zikonium last night? They owned! That fucking Webb guy sucked knob cheese. ..

Crumb Surfing

1. The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food. After the movie, Venti..

Vanbanoupe

1. A smelly cat lover, with an unwaxed anus. That chick my mom digs is a total vanbanoupe. See cat, smelly, anus, dyke, lover..

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