Hookdick

What is Hookdick?

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

See weiner, schrag, peepee

Gay Dingaling

1. MJ when he is grabbin other guys nut sack at lunch. Grab!! Squeeze!! Twist!! Pull!! how ur ball feel today AJ who MJ really loves...

Doucheout

1. A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout..

Knight In Shining Armor

1. A man that helps out a woman when she is in distress. A chivalrous male that protects women if necessary. A man that protects his lady ..

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