Hookdick

What is Hookdick?

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

See weiner, schrag, peepee

Mochabogue

1. pron. "mo-kuh-bogue" a cigarette "Nothing like a Coke and a mochabogue before a class." See cigarette, smoke, fag..

Hard Bard

1. a phrase used to describe a small penis getting a boner "Hey look everybody! He's got a hard bard!" See boner, small f..

Klaased

1. You can be klaased by Klaas, a man who's everywhere. If your klaased you talk the "breezah" language and listen to music ..

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