Hookdick

What is Hookdick?

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

See weiner, schrag, peepee

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