Hoover The Kebab

What is Hoover The Kebab?

(Dirty expression) When a man licks out a woman, usually with a sucking rather than licking action.

'Kebab'implies a rather rough labial area, which looks like cheap kebab meat (nasty!)

Oi, mate, i bet you want to hoover the kebab tonite, you sick little perv.

Yeah, that randy slag is well up for it.

Freakin' awesome!

See eat out, lick out, eating, fudding

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