Horatio Edit Meaning

1.

UK slang, rhyming = fellatio

To give oral sex on a male member. From the popular Horatio Hornblower novels.

She performed horatio all night long and we never even went to sea.

See black flag

2.

Jesus' middle name. Sometimes shortened to just the initial 'H'. This form of Horatio is used most often when excited, angry, or surprised.

Jesus Horatio Christ! -or- Jesus H. Christ!

See whoratio, jesus, christ, h, jesus christ, allisex

3.

Anything that is very lulzy or hilarious. A spinoff of the word hilario, which is a spinoff of the word hilarious.

Oh man, you just sharfed on my cat, that's totally horatio.

See horatio, hilario, tits, hilarious

4.

Someone who observes another's reaction for a third person, usually to figure out if the person observed is "interested" in the third person. The name comes from Hamlet, because this is basically what Horatio does for Hamlet.

I want to ask Jess to the dance, but I'm not sure if she likes me. Could you be my Horatio the next time we see her?

See crush, love, like, infatuation, lust, sex, relationship, girl friend, flirt, attraction, boyfriend, obsession, desire, puppy love, hot, stalker, girlfriend, true love, boy, dating, flirting, cute, fancy, lover, want, relationships, date, heart

5.

Any number of English people whose parents thought "We'll give you the most pompous name we can!"

(in an upper-class English accent) Oh yes Horatio, tally ho!, pip pip, good show, chap!

See ja