What is Horny Hobbit?
1.
A person of small stature who is perpetually bent on sexual intercourse
"Damn, that little guy sure is bent on getting some pussy!"
"Yeah, he's such a horny hobbit"
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2.
one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.
1. she mings, only the horny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka Simon Wade
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Having a wank while harassing a masseuse.
She didn't do "extras" so I had a dirty costner instead.
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..
