Hornyasaurus

What is Hornyasaurus?


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350 milion years ago::

Hornyasaurus is one of the largest of the dinosaurs, feeding on leaves, Popsicles, and anything long and dick shaped.

Has a constanly itchy back that his tail just 'can't reach'.

Has a strange love for small, purple cars.

Banned from nine US states and wanted on child molestation charges.

In putt-putt travels through time, the Hornyasaurus tells Putt-Putt he can cross over his back only if he scratches his back. Putt-putt complies, and Hornyasaurus moans in a thankful manner. Hornyasaurus tells putt-putt:

"As far as i'm concerned, Putt-Putt, you can drive on me all day and all night."

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