What is Horrorscope?
1.
what might happen when comopletely believing in all the predictions.
"im sooooo frikin uninspired"
"check out your horrorscope and see whats gonna happen" "maybe youll meet your soul mate soon"
*checks hororscope*
"im gonna meet the love of my life in 3 days!!!! AND win the lottery!!!!!"
*4 days later*
"breaks up with bf and gets in car accident."
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2.
An 'out of the box' description of the future of a person/situation, (generally bad) based on the obvious that isn't being seen from 'within the box'.
I didn't need to be Mystic Meg to tell you the fate that would befall Johnny when he married Jo..... it was written in his horrorscope.
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3.
The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.
I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.
