Horse Jacob

What is Horse Jacob?


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one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

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