Horse Jacob

What is Horse Jacob?


1.

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

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