What is Horse Jacob?
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one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."
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The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present
Ive got no money to go out drinkin..
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Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes?
Red..
