Horseface

What is Horseface?


1.

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.

My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

See Adnan

2.

Un-attractive, annoying, attention-seeking person.

Misty is a horseface.

See annoying, ugly, misty

3.

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.

"damn look at her body"

"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"

See horse, ugly, nasty, face, cum dumpster, slut, whore

4.

An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.

Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.

See eli, manning, choke artist, scared

5.

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."

"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"

See obscene, scene, horse, jkjkjklololol

6.

longated ugly face, with a mole. :)

dirisio walked into school and was asked "why thee long face horseface."

See ugly, gross, fish, horse, custy

7.

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.

Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."

Dude #2 "Who cares!"

See ballers, skanks, wnba


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