What is Horses?
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horsepower,as in an engine
Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?
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The single most annoying MSN Messenger screen name that can be used. Usage of the term "horses" as your screen name can result in prolonged hatred and confusion from most of your peers.
"horses is Out To Lunch."
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Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.
Real Person> "Horses are real"
Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"
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trojan condoms...what you put on yo dick so u dont knock her up.
horses with my boxers on...horses with my boxers on..you got yo t-shirt and yo pannies i got horses with my boxers on.
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terrible people. Member of the horse species who, undoubtedly, must be evil, as his whole species is.
Fellow A: Hello there you adorable pack of puppies how are you? Wait a minute... they're all dead! Damn you horses!
Fellow B: What horse would do this!?
horse: (giggles madly on rooftop before shooting away aboard evil jet.
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